What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

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How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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