What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

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What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.