What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

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How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

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Give him sheet music.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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None, they prefer the dark.

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What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

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