What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

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