Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What kind of a joke does a black person not get?

Dadjokes