Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
When the blind try to read your face.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
A: March 4th.
a Marxman
A Communist
How does a solar system have a party? They planet
Rave at the party.