Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
Snow Balls
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
1969
The planes kept Stalin.
Bernie sanders
Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.