A snowfake.
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A drone
Betty White.
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.
Cuz he's Biden his time.
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
Gross
Last years hide and seek champion
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I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
It's a fugazi.
Because it is the year of the monkey.
A building in Dubai.
For me, a year's supply.
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
Christmas music will still be playing next year.
Breakfast.
She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.
I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
Spring break.
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...
Church.
They can both live off a dead bear for years.
It takes four years to get an election.
About tennish.
An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.
They're stuck at C for years
Only 12. One for every month.
At least a brazillion dollars...
because a brazillian things could go wrong
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
He's been underground for five years now.
Avo, CA does.
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
Only one, but it takes nine years.
1969
Pure Heroine by Lorde.
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
It didn't Snowden.
Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.
Patty O'Furniture
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
A little plaque.
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
Mine's 1920x1080.
Cancer. Happy new years folks!
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
It was stuffed.
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
Another year older!birt
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.
Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
A year in prison if there's any justice.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
We haven't spoken for five years".
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Rye-ot
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
He was very knotty.
Would you like fries with that "
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
How many did it take last year
I haven't seen you for a year!
Smells like teen spirit.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.
One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.
15 or 16
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
been wondering for years
I don't have 2020 vision.
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.
I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"
they asked.
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker
About forty years.
Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
Most weddings happen in June.
Patty O'Furnature
Another year!
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
They say "We were waiting for the children to die."
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.
Five more years of Cameron"
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
Toby
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence
She must have called a 1,000 times
See you next month.
It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."
He kept getting in everyone's hair.
50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime
A midwife crisis
The balls drop.
Something you do for the first week of the new year.
