How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.