How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

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How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.