What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

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What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

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What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.