What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

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Sine language.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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He felt Thor.

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He lifts your spirits.