What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?

Lesbiyinz.

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell