What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

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What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

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What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

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What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?

Go into town and gang-audit someone.

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.