How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?

A hung jury.

What is the collective noun for a group of depressives?

A melancolony