Ask the oldest one to speak first.
Eh?
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Bill Nye the Seance guy.
Nothing, because cats don't speak.
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.
Cos they're playas.
A fortune!
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