How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry