How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler