45 minutes.
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
Ones a pant in the country the others a...
With a John Deere letter.
because he wasn't a fungi!
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.