What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.