What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

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What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p