What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....