What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses?

The midget geniuses are cunning runts.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.