What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.