What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What's the difference between a green lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

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What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.