What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.