What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.