What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.