What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.