I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth
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I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.
A $100 bill makes change
I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
There was a sin tax error. 8.5
I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.
A $100 bill.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Because he'd urn-ed it.
Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.
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She must have called a 1,000 times
Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Reddit already. Downvote.
Because they didn't get their nickel back.
Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.
I don't have a watermelon in my garage.
Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!
A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.
All the Mexicans have car insurance.
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
So he can kick out at 2.