I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth
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I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.
A $100 bill makes change
I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
There was a sin tax error. 8.5
I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.
A $100 bill.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Because he'd urn-ed it.
Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.
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She must have called a 1,000 times
Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
Hahaharvard
They got Bale.
A Polter-Heist
So he can kick out at 2.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
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4:00 For:Klock
In his Master P room.
Have it Yahweh
He saw stars.
A: The knocking always speeds up.
Throw in your laundry!
The Twin Towers.