I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth
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I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.
A $100 bill makes change
I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
There was a sin tax error. 8.5
I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.
A $100 bill.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Because he'd urn-ed it.
Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.
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She must have called a 1,000 times
Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
4:00 For:Klock
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.
Ben knocking on this door all morning !
A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.
It depends on the girl
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
She's only wearing one sock.
He knows where all the bad girls live
9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
A little bit froggy
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
He had a *lovely finish*.