I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth
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I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.
A $100 bill makes change
I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
There was a sin tax error. 8.5
I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.
A $100 bill.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Because he'd urn-ed it.
Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.
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She must have called a 1,000 times
Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex
Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
A 15 yard penalty.
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
An argumentative ese
LINE IT!"
It was unmiscible.
crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
An Anglo Saxin'
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.
Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.