What's the difference between a green lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.