What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change