Happy Birthday Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

Traveler Jokes More Traveler Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Friend Birthday Party Jokes More Friend Birthday Party Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.