Happy Birthday Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What Does A Ghost Cow Say?

Moo!

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

Traveler Jokes More Traveler Jokes

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!