Happy Birthday Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Traveler Jokes More Traveler Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.