Happy Birthday Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is dementia?

I forget

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

Pillar Jokes More Pillar Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Dad Joke Jokes More Dad Joke Jokes

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.