What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year