What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!