What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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What did the Pirate say on his birthday?

Ayy Matey

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.