What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

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What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.