What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

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Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

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What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.