Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.