Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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He wanted to harm monica.

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Dam... I got to get in shape!

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A Naanprofit!

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A large pizza can feed a family.

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You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.