Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

Rich Milk Jokes More Rich Milk Jokes

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.