Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

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Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!