Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.