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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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A haunting license

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Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

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Because his house was underwater.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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You would pay to have a potato on you...

Exorcist Jokes More Exorcist Jokes

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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She wanted open borders.

Haunt House Jokes More Haunt House Jokes

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

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Why did did the convicts escape?

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How did I escape Iraq?

Iran