Repossess Jokes

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.