What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

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What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.