What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

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What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

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What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"