Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
To shake things up on network tv.
business.
Bing down the house !
Urine trouble.
BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"
Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
A docktor.
She threw out all the W's.
They're not infallible
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Her resume.
