How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

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Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

Flat Tire Jokes More Flat Tire Jokes

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

Asparagus Jokes More Asparagus Jokes

What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)