How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

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What do you call a dragqueen in a truck?

A Transporter

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.