How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)