How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

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A cabbage patch! - Sokka

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Dago wop wop wop

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Where there is a fork in the road.

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What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...