Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.