Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

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Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.