Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!