Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.