Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game