Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

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What the?

Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.