Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.