Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!