Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Where does one drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream