How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

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What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.