How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

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Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream