How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

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What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.