How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

Previous Random Joke Next

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

Mainstream Jokes More Mainstream Jokes

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.