How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

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What did the drowning number theorist yell?

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Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream