How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common?

None of them are original.

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How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream