Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

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Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us