Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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What is the political correct term for hipster?

conjoined twins.

Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

because it was the first Indie film.

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Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us