Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

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Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot?

A Bill Cosby.

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What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.