What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What's your ringtone?

That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.

What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown