What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

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How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

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What's your ringtone?

That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.

What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown