Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

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What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em