Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.