Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.