Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

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Tooth-Hurty

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Because Han was flying so low.

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The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

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Ready or not, hair I comb!

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And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

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A Chewie

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A Wookie mistake!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!