Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!