Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!