What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

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The pencil has a point

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Why did.. Q : Why did Manchester United go to Stamford Bridge?

A : Four Nothing

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points