What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

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Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

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What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

Whats the antonym of Manchester United?

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