What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

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Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

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Whats the antonym of Manchester United?

WomanBreastsR Divided

Why did.. Q : Why did Manchester United go to Stamford Bridge?

A : Four Nothing