Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking