Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

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What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home