Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

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What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."