Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

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What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

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What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."