Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.