Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."