Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.