What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

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Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.