What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.