What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)

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Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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Carbon dating.

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Germany/Brasil 7-1

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)