What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

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What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.