What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

Pal Jokes More Pal Jokes

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal