What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's the instinctual response to a bad gym selfie?

A reflex of course.

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Pal Jokes More Pal Jokes

What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal