How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.