How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!