How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.