What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!