What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Dead Battery Jokes More Dead Battery Jokes

How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.