What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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What do you call a little kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

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How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.