Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.