Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.