How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes?

Errorist

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What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

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How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."