What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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asked every guy under 30.

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Because I saw so."

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Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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You may now "hiss" the bride.