What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

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Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."