What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!