What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering