What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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Who took my username?

When I find you, well, you'll be sorry!

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.