What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.