What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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Where can you find tetraplegics?

Where you left them.

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.