What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.