What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

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What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans